Sisttaaass!
(said in her best Bette Midler 'Hocus Pocus' voice)
Let's chat shall we?
You know, there are a few menohell symptoms that are not on the list. Let's talk about one of those shall we?
Let's talk about.......the psychotic lightening days. Yep, you read that right. Psychotic Lightening
These days are a living hell. You're on edge...all day, for two days or more. Every nerve you have has been zapped by some strange electrical current that you cannot unplug from. Your skin will actually feel oogie..you won't want it on you!
(how weird is that!?)
You'll pace and act like a cat covering up shit in a shit storm.
You'll jump and be willy nilly all over the place.
Nothing will satisfy you, nothing will work and nothing feels right.
Your entire world is off kilter and you can't get it straight no matter what.
You'll get upset easily, you'll snap at people for no reason and no one can do anything right for you.
You can't keep your mind on any one thing for more than a minute ..this will drive you mad!
Your world has just turned into a hormonal storm. A tornado of madness that is set on destroy mode.
You could easily scream in outrage and pounce on someone, wishing you could beat them to a bloody pulp... just as easily as you could suddenly cry a river of tears as you crumble into a lump on the floor wishing the world and everyone in it would just disapear.
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!!
(The last time I had one of those 'pouncing on someone and beating them to a bloody pulp days'..I'm sure you can guess who I wanted to beat. oh yeah.)
I can suggest a few things that you do not want to do on these days. Stay away from chick flicks..sob stories..love dramas and weddings.
Seriously..you'll cry all day. For no damned reason. None at all. You'll just cry. You'll feel like a hormonal nine year old girl or the teenager who screams and bursts into tears as they stomp out of the room and slam the door on their unfair parents!
And if someone catches you crying and makes the grave mistake of giving you that 'tut tut' look (or sound) heaven help them, because those tears can change to fire ball eyes of hate so quickly you'll swear you're a ninja cat as you pounce on the victim spitting at them with everything you've got!
(in your mind you'll suit up ninja cat style & commence to clawing the 'tut tut' individual into tiny tiny nondescript pieces)
Seriously, if on the off chance someone...ANYONE makes a remark your way about your 'mood' you'll either go into a fit of rage or you'll cry even harder. No telling what the hormonal psychotic lightening days will bring in a situation like this.
(if you go crazy ninja mode, make sure it's only in your hormone rattled mind.........mmK?)
These days usually bring along with them the greatest desire to 'be alone'. You won't want to talk or spend time with anyone. Period. No excuses, no acceptions, no one! Period. If you even try you'll be contrary and ill mannered, you won't be able to keep your thoughts on any conversation because all you can think of is how much you want this annoying person to go away!
(This is a serious thing, really, this could be your best friend, but on that day, they'll be an annoying pain in the ass)
You know what I say to this? Go for it. Lock the doors, turn off the phone and go into hiding. It won't last forever, a week at most. If you're friends and enemies can't do without you for a week, they have more problems then you need to deal with.
This Sissttaa Crones is just one of those horrible horrible 'menohell' symptoms that people don't like to talk about, discuss or even admit exists. You will find it on very few lists.
WHY is this?
Because it's almost the same as saying "for about a week I go a little insane."
People will worry that you're not normal and take it upon themselves to do their duty and suggest you 'see someone'.
(matter of fact, when you hear this..you'll immediately go ninja cat mode and pounce on the person who is suggesting such a ludicrous thing!)
Well, I'm here to tell you, this exists, it's real. It's like your mind is living in a hurricane..spinning all over the place.
It's hell week..and not on a college campus but in your own mind and all over your body.
Welcome to Motel Hell where you have to live for a week.
The Crone of Room 13 in Motel Hell
Sage
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