Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Spring has turned to summer in a night

Here we are again, in the viscous cycle of menohell. Yes yes indeed, spring has sprung outside here in the southern state of SC, but let me tell you, summer has reared it's ugly head in my bed.

Now, get this..tell me if this isn't a strange place to 'be in'.
All night long, I wake up every hour or so, sweating my ass off (I WISH!)..but nonetheless, sweating to beat the band. It's hot. Hot as hell..those SC natives have the torches lit under my bed again.
Can't sleep.
Drag my ass to the bathroom (oh yeah, the nighttime pee ritual, I've become accustomed to it lately)

Back to the bed...the sheets are damp. Hmm is the humidity high? Sure. MY HUMIDITY! I'm sweating..pig like even.
I toss the covers back, flop across the bed and fall back into a fitful sleep. This goes on ALL NIGHT!

I wake and have to take a shower immediately. Sheets have to be changed, washed and dried before the Dementor gets home so HE can go to bed.

Ok, now morning has broken, it's 5am. I'm up. Do I  have to work..no. BUT..I'm still up.

So, I'm nearly naked sitting at the dinning room table perusing the web on the laptop.
Within the next hour, I start to freeze.

What form of evil is this??
I grab a small blanket and wrap it around me. It's too small, but I deal.

I want you to know, all day long until the late afternoon hours of 4pm, I am freezing to death. This is a deep bone shattering, chill that comes from deep within..inside out even. WTH?

EVIL I tell you, absolutely evil.

What the hell is a crone supposed to do in situations such as this?

Let me add to this dilemma.As the night crept in and the sun descended on my little crone haven, you'll NEVER believe what happened.
The body went from freezing to sweating and burning up again! WTH? Now that the sun has sunk and bedtime is rolling around, my body thinks it's living in a sauna.


PURE HELL I tell you..MENO HELL!!

They ALL live at my house!!

They ALL live at my house!!