I've lost a gene somewhere in the pool.

My happy ass has seen the sunrise for about 5 days now. Yep, 4:30 AM..that's what time I've been waking up. whether I'm on the couch or in the bed sleeping...4:30 AM!
I gotta tell ya, I actually love getting up before everyone else, but ya know, there isn't much going on at 4:30 AM..nope..not a lot!

Dementor has been on his best behavior for about 3-5 days now. (blink blink)  
Something must be up.  
(Maybe he's getting some from somewhere else... Ya reckon?  LOL)
Dayum..he even washed the dishes the other morning!!! (faint dead away)
I tell you, something is up. I just haven't figured it out yet!

Yesterday evening..I was doing my 'coupon' thing getting ready for my shopping trip today and of course, Dementor had 'the race' on.
Now, I have to tell you, I hate..hate hate hate racing. I hate most all sports honestly, but racing..is such a waste of gas, in a time when we don't need to be wasting anything! The sound is about as annoying as..well I digress.

I'm sitting on the couch, happily cutting out coupons, checking sale papers and making my list. The announcer for the race is saying this and that..and then it dawned on me. Race fans must be idiots.
The announcer or 'hosts' were saying things that were obvious to any fool like it was a news flash or something. I just was flabbergasted.
I mean simple shit like....
"he'll have to cross the finish line to win". Uhmm REALLY? I thought he could just roll up to it and park to win....no duh!
"These two cars have been the fastest cars on the track today!" ...well uuhm gee..if they are placing 1st and 2nd...beating everyone else..I would SUPPOSE they were faster then the others..ya think???

And in the background..the constant "WUHOooooo...WUHOOOooooo" as the cars go round the track..passing the stands where the microphones are. What an annoying sound that is! Reminded me of Damien in "The Omen" when he was running about making that sound..arghhhhhhh!

Can a sport be more irritating then racing? Can someone tell me this?
And for all you race fans out there..too bad. To each his own. You can bitch about 'non-race' fans on your own blog mmmk?

Anyway..enough of that. (gag) can't wait till the season is over.
(honestly, it's never over here..he'll find a replay of ones he didn't see during the season!)

Then..it will be replaced by some other irritating sport that Dementor insists he watches.
..tell me this sistas..
Do your dementors watch fishing? How about golf?

Those are about as exciting as watching the grass grow do you hear me!?
Fishing and golf fall into the same category for me. WHY in the hell..would someone want to WATCH someone fishing is beyond me, much less hitting a little ball into a hole a thousand feet away! (blink blink) And then when they miss the little hole, run around on the grass so they can continue to hit the ball, trying to get it into the hole!
(men and balls in holes..it starts in the bed and ends on the golf course! GEEE!)

Maybe I just have too many other things to occupy my time with then the silliness of sports. 
Maybe I just can't see wasting time on such trivial things as a mans willingness to try to 'beat out another' ....
I just don't get it.
I must have been born without the competition gene. Really.
Are all men (besides gay ones) born with this intense 'competition gene'??
Is it a throwback of the ancient tests of manhood that we civilized humans no longer take part in? What?

Can someone explain this to me?

The Crone of Obvious announcements

Sage