I've had some time to think about the list in the last post I made.
(It's not pretty.)
Picture this if you will
Before you stands a women....
(you think it is at least).
She's dressed in a baggy shirt and shorts with house shoes. There are beads of sweat popping out all over her like a teenager with a serious case of acne. Using a worn Japanese fan, she's feverishly fanning herself. The hair on her head is thinning and dry. You see her scalp easily through it. She appears so bloated in her mid section she reminds you of a barrel and beneath that her ankles are 'cankles'.
(cankles, by the way are swollen ankles so bad that you can't tell they are ankles. It looks like a continuation of the leg)
Got that picture in your head now?
Good, let's continue.
She's smiling one minute and cussing you out the next, this barrel bodied, nearly bald, heavily sweating female is running about in a panic locking doors and looking for her glasses.
She can't remember that she's already checked the lock on the front door 3x's and her glasses are on her head. She's scratching at her boobs like a man scratches at his balls and rapidly fanning as the sweat pours.
The next thing you know she's got her head in the freezer swearing she's living in hell. When she emerges from the freezer she has 1/2 gallon of ice cream in her hand.
(chocolate if you please!)
Not bothering to get a bowl she slips a spoon out of the drawer and eats the ice cream straight from the carton, still standing with her head half in the freezer.
You notice how broken and jagged her nails are as she covers her mouth to sneeze. When she sneezes, You distinctly hear a fart then she grabs her crotch, yells "OH SHIT" throws the ice cream down and runs for the bathroom. When she zooms by you...
(sniff sniff......whew!) WOW..You hope she'll take a shower while she's in there!!
She emerges from the bathroom ..then this 'creature' standing in front of you, starts to cry. You have no idea why.
So tell me..is this a women or does this sound more like a cross between an ogre and a troll????
WTH??
This is a description of a female with some of the signs and symptoms of menopause. Tell me..would you want to live with her???
OMG..This makes it sound like menopausal women are Crone Trolls..or Crone Ogres. EGADS!!!!!!!
The Crone of Trolls
Sage
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